Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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