Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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