Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You were trust falling into bushes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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