He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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