It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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