if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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