Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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