he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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