I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle