what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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