all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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