how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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