You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
