That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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