i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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