I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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