Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
They took my balls.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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