Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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