Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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