but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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