You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
