At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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