People in love make me want to vomit
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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