ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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