He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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