I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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