i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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