Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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