i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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