If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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