okay pat passed out under dana's car
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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