The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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