i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i drank out of a bidet.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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