I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i think we sleep fucked last night...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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