i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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