yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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