doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
How does one acquire holy water?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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