I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
