she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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