That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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