I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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