he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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