Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just google imaged poop.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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