I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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