Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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