Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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