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(310): View more from California

i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.

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(916): View more from California

They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Is he smart?

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Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(630): View more from Illinois

He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel awful

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Physically or morally

(513): View more from Ohio

Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.

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(915): View more from Texas

Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please

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(253): View more from Washington

We just fucked each other sober. #goteam

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