6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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