is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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