i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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