do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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