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what?
penguin condom
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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