College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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