Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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