btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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