Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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